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IT`S GONNA BE MAH BIRTHDAY IN SIX DAYS!!!!! NERA GIVE ME PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

● I died: ● I fell: ● I lived next door to you: ● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: ● I stole something: ● I was murdered: ● I cried: ● I was hospitalized: ~What do you think about my~ ● Personality: ● Eyes: ● Hair: ● Family: ● Smile: ~Would you~ ● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? ● Keep a secret if i told you one? ● Hold my hand? ● Study with me? ● Cook for me? ~Have you ever ~ ● Lied to make me feel better? ● Wanted to kiss me? ● Wanted to kill me? ● Broke my heart?

Dear Nera, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bath tub at the mental hospital and I saw you castrate my father. I'm sure you're steril enough to understand. I'm returning you're toe ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet,sweet ass and go milk a cow.                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sincerly, Ray Dear (Person of Choice), I don't really know how